Infamous ORADEC debaters mishaps...

* I would like to thank Gee for coming up with ORADEC's "unintellectual elite" side... ha,ha... After, 30 minutes of browsing Bobby's blog, I've decided that enough is enough... I'm over with Ateneo debaters. Anyway, ORADEC members are funnier that ADS... just read... ha,ha:)

the most shameful and funniest lines ever spoken by FEU-ORADEC neophyte debaters during our trainings that made us if not completely, partial human beings..

MOTION: "THW legalize gay marriages"
RIZ: we contextualize this db8 in Central America w/c means the United States of America-w-h-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-t?????????rc: Venezuela is in Central America.....juz like Brazil and Cuba-magsama kayo!!!!!riz: we talk about "unisexual relationships" here
RC: hahaha! what is "unisexual relationships?"
-hear! oo nga naman...

MOTION: THBT EU should lax its policy on accession
GEE: i will argue on the geopolitical implications..how exactly Turkey's neighboring states affect political stability of Turkey.
MARK PHILLIP: (POI) hey! ur talking of Iraq, and Iran here. But our proposal is only talking about Turkey's accession on the European Union. that's it..
-huh! kaya nga geopolitical e!

MOTION: THBT the big man is justified
JAN: the US "ATTACK-TED" iraq despite no weapons of mass destruction
-uuuy!! gumagawa ng sariling past tense

MARK PHILLIP: the goal of the US-led war for the betterment of Iraq was just a "deceivement"
-baka naman "deception"..naiba tuloy ang "perceivement" namin sa 'yo

MOTION: THBT Democracy is an illusion
GEE: (rebuttal) They argue that there is a clamor from the Iraqis but common sense explains that public clamor is not tantamount to public demand.
-Whaaahahaha! nasan ang common sense dun? kelangan mo ng "synonym ng thesaurus"

MOTION: THBT economic sanction is better than war
KEVIN: UN peace keeping force is a form of intervention in Sudan
MARK PHILLIP: What we Are pointing out here is "human Invention" bcoz the Sudanese government is incapable of solving such genocide.
-HAHAHA! baka naman "humanitarian intervention"

MOTION: THBT a unipolar world is more peaceful
JAN: a unipolar world is a world having a common political system. unipolarism in this debate means the internationalization of democracy...but we contextualize this debate in Asia.
JOEVEN: such an idiotic idea!
-hindi naman cguro..."moronic lang" harsh mo naman friend... ha,ha

MOTION: THBT FFCs should be liable for the obesity of their customers
JAN: there is liability because there is deception. foods contain GMOs that make us obese.
GEE: there's no such thing as deception because no one can dceive us unless we permit them to
MARK YSLA: gaga! deception nga eh!
-HEAR HEAR! naman gee... ha,ha

MOTION: THBT environmental protection is a global concern
MARK YSLA: we propose to make the Kyoto Protocol universal under the mandate and enforcement of UN.
GEE: how can UN work as a global enforcer of Kyoto Protocol if it has a superpower which is US that vetoes such proposal?
MARK PHILLIP: Shame! US is a signatory of Kyoto Protocol
-whaaaat? di ko Kerry...it's a BUSH-it fabrication...very mark legaspi! ha,ha

MAYCEE: the accumulation of greenhouse gases increases temperature. this increase causes malaria in the long run. the Kyoto Protocol prevents malaria.
- ano ba maycee! sa North pole ka na lang tumira!!!!!

MOTION: THW drill for oil in the Arctic reserves
MARK PHILLIP: the USA does not have its own oil plant that is why it imports from the Middle East
-ok ka lang Mark?! hiyang-hiya naman US syo. ha,ha